* UPDATE: Commenter Allison Callan points out that Peter Moylan's original post wasn't original: it quoted a November 8 article by Erik K. My own (unposted) contribution: A clumsy ballerina walks into a barre.Ĭompletely independently (I think), Washington Post columnist Gene Weingarten posted this bit of brilliance on Twitter last week: A neutrino walks into a bar and asks how much. Īnd there’s this, from Jerry Friedman (no relation): A neutrino walks into a bar and the bartender says Do you want a drink He replies No just passing through. He sees his friend on the other side of the room. The bartender says, 'For you, no charge.' A photon walks into a bar. A snowclone walks into the mother of all bars. He says, 'Hey bartender, I think I lost an electron.' The bartender asks him if he's sure, and he says, 'Yeah, I'm positive.' A neutron walks into a bar and asks the bartender how much for a beer.The media is champing at the bit to proclaim a discovery of fasterthanlight travel bya subatomic. A colon walks into a bar and evacuates. A fasterthanlight neutrino walks into a bar.Last time I checked, there were 126 posts, many with multiple entries. The man starts to quickly put spoonfuls into his mouth. Since the man is very hungry, he asks her if he can have her chili. In front of her on the table is a full bowl of chili. 'For you,' replies the bartender, 'no charge.' This is a physics joke, but I will get to the physics after I explain the bartenders comment. A man walks into a bar and notices a woman sitting at a table. Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. 'How much will that be' asks the neutron. The bar was walked into by the passive voice.ħ. A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, planning to drink.Ħ. After finishing a drink, the bartender asks it to leave.Ĥ. A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.Ģ. Peter Moylan of Newcastle, NSW, Australia, got the ball rolling on November 22*:ġ. There’s a fun little language meme over at : bar jokes that hinge on fine points of grammar, punctuation, and linguistics.
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